AdamRutkowski

 Metallica -Blitzkrieg (Originally recorded by Blitzkrieg)

Let us have peace, let us have [|life] Let us escape the cruel night Let us have time, let the sun shine Let us beware the deadly sign

The day is coming The blitzkrieg

Save us from fate, save us from hate Save ourselves before it's too late Come to our need, hear our plea Save ourselves before the [|earth] bleeds

The day is coming The time is near Aliens calling Can we survive the blitzkrieg? The blitzkrieg The blitzkrieg

HA HA!

(BURP)

HAH HAH HAH!

( "I f****d up, in one place!" )

teh noob song Teh_pwner

Hey [|noobs], I'm going to like totally like pwn you noobs Cause I pwn you, like I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right I'm going to give you some spanks Just like you're like Kyle and you suck ass at all the games you try to play Cause I pwn you, I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right (nice) Pwn you.. I pwn you like you're like somebody's mom trying to play the games I pwn you (Is that on? I dont think) I will pwn you.. sometime.. maybe when we play the game [Hey Noobs la la la la la la la la la la I pwn you la la la la la la la la la] Noobs.. I just like, kind of want to let you know, That like I totally like pwn, like you.. and ahh, You know you may think that like maybe one day like maybe I won't like anymore, But that's wrong..I'm always going to pwn you, cause I'm teh_pwnerer, it's just what I do [I pwn you la la la la la la la la la la like you're someone's mom la la la la la la la la la] I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right, oh you want some of that? You're someones mom.. Oh you begging for the mercy now I'm gonna give you some spanks.. Cause you're total noob and you'll suck ass at every game you try to play I [|pwn] all.



Weird-Bird shell silverstein

Birds are flyin' south for winter. Here's the Weird-Bird headin' [|north] , Wings a-flappin', beak a-chatterin', Cold head bobbin' back 'n' forth. He says, "It's not that I like ice Or freezin' winds and snowy ground. It's just sometimes it's kind of nice To be the only [|bird] in town."

THE MINOR FURTHER EDUCATION TEACHER author unknown

The bullsh*t expert's purple prose Stopped me in the street: The keen eyes of the committee man, The steel mind of the [|political] climber, Expert at knotted speech - Thus has evolution solved a problem, By finding [|Devious] Man a niche.